So…what’s the deal with clubbing? A deed to do to prove that you’re above 18? A status, a place to be seen and heard to be cool? In my most humble opinion, it’s a total grind-fest, where girls who willingly wish to be manhandled rush headlong into Phuture with another girlfriend on a Wednesday night.
Picture this scene, dance floor, 3 gazillion guys, sweating, pushing, staring, pretending to dance to the RnB music. For the less creative, or without any imagination, I provide the following picture.

Now, these guys are all ready to wait for girls to come in to their trap. Seriously, ladies, would you come into this mass arena of bodies to be humped/grinded? I can think of a few reasons why these females want to do it. Here’s my list. (Note: I’am just generalising. I’am sure that there are many girls out there who REALLY enjoy RnB and the rubbing of shoulders with their best friends, but for the majority…)
1.* WaHx! GorT soO MaNy GuYx wAn tO d@nCe wiT mOiix! I sO kAwaiIx nehX!!*
Response: Unfortunately not. Males, especially the ones with shaved heads, are particularly hornier then usual due to the lack of girls in-camp. They would think a hippopotamus is sexy. So, nope.
2.* Maybe I can find my prince charming at a club. Hmm.*
Response: Unfortunately not. Few guys would actually date a girl who they met clubbing. Then again, there are idiots who would grab any pussy that would open up. Technically, if you found boyfriends in clubs, you wouldn’t be much different then a whore would you? *Hey sexy man-beast, you’re the 67th guy I danced with tonight, and I think I like you most, do u like me baby?* I personally wouldn’t, because, (I’ll be blunt here) I wouldn’t like an ass who has been grinded 67 times that night.
3.* It’ll be nice if my friends could see me at the club dancing, it makes me look cool. I mean, they’ll be like “Hey, theres the hot babe who was dancing with that hot hunk that night! Omg!”*
Response: L.O.L. Honey, you’d look nothing more like a whore. Seriously, does letting some total unknown stranger grope u all over make you feel good? Are you that loose? I would feel dirty, in your position. Would you like your future boyfriend’s friends to go like; *Dude, WTF, you with her? I grinded her ass that time at Zouk!*
Then again, not to say guys are any better. We all go there to have fun. I mean, we’re guys, we like hot babes, and when a girl delivers herself to you, I’d eat this if I was single, no questions asked. So we’re equally to be blamed in that sense. It takes two hands to clap, and if either party isn’t willing, nothing will happen.
HOWEVER, there is a nicer side to clubbing, away from the sleazy imagery and the drunk bastards/bitches. That my friend, is Mambo! Nice, classic songs and funky dance moves, Wednesday Zouk is quite fun, even if you know shit about the mambo moves. Ask Uncle Bondevia.
All said though, I think phuture is fun because of the above-mentioned stereotyped girls. I love to dance with random strangers. Does that make me look like a horny ass? Maybe. But what the heck, like the wise people always say(true story) “If the meat is served right in front of you, eat it.” I do, I do, I do.
PS. Flame on, nothing I say will make less girls go phuture.
-extraction from my friend's friend's blog